1
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[♪ tranquil music playing]

2
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-[Alice] Got your passport?
-Yeah.

3
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-Spare socks?
-Yep.

4
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Knuckle duster,
in case the kids get rowdy on the plane?

5
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[sighs deeply]

6
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Are you ever gonna forgive me?

7
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Are you ever going to apologise?

8
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I already have.

9
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I know I shouldn't have said what I said.

10
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But I was just angry that everyone
seemed to be so okay with it…

11
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Yeah, that's not a real apology.

12
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What else do you expect us to do, Alice?

13
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She's grown up now.
She gets to choose her life.

14
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So you wouldn't say anything if
she was about to jump off a cliff?

15
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Wh-What about
asphyxiating herself while on smack…

16
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Yeah, but she's not, is she?

17
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She's just going on some dates with some
old bloke that you used to go out with.

18
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Or is that the issue? You jealous?

19
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.

20
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Well, whatever it is, you have to stop.

21
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You're just making things worse.

22
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Oh. Remember to feed Dom.

23
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-Yeah.
-And don't just get Uber Eats.

24
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[Crosby growling]

25
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Let go of the…

26
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Crosby, let go.

27
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You little pervert. Let go!

28
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[Izzy] I can't believe I still can't go.

29
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It's been over a week.

30
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[Steve] Yeah.

31
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You know they say a change
in bowel movements can be a sign

32
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that something's wrong.

33
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Maybe I should go to the doctor's?

34
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Have you tried eating more fruit?

35
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Sorry, is this a conversation
you'd rather not be having?

36
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'Cause I do tend to overshare. [chuckles]

37
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Worrying about your health
is not embarrassing.

38
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It's just, uh, part of being an adult.

39
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God, you're nice.

40
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It could be stress about your mum.

41
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If we patch things up,
you might be able to go.

42
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So maybe, uh,
you could try and work it out.

43
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-No. No.
-No?

44
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She owes us an apology, right?

45
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I'm not gonna go to her.

46
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Maybe I'll stay here forever.

47
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Yeah.

48
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[exhales deeply]

49
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Sorry about my mum the other day.

50
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Don't worry about it.

51
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I like that kind of drama.

52
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It's exciting.

53
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And it's sweet they all care
so much about each other.

54
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Maybe you could invite me round again?

55
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[bell rings]

56
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I've got coding.

57
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-I'll see you later?
-Yeah.

58
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[♪ determined music playing]

59
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Wait. Rome, Rome.

60
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Sorry. [chuckles]

61
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[panting] Are you going to
Harper's party later?

62
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-Yeah. Are you?
-Yeah.

63
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Yeah.

64
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Yeah. I'll, um, I'll see you there.

65
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-[sighs]
-I'll see you there.

66
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Yeah.

67
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[exhales deeply, chuckles]

68
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[Alice] I can cook.
I-I choose not to cook.

69
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I can be a bloody adult.

70
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<i>What you want to do, when he comes home,</i>

71
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<i>is give him a nice blow job.</i>

72
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Oh, God, Mum.
Why do I have to give him a blow job?

73
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-<i>Because it'll make him happy.</i>
-[sighs deeply]

74
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<i>Happy husband, happy life.</i>

75
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Yeah, lovely. Thanks, Mum.

76
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[sighs] I just…

77
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I just don't get why
he won't do anything to stop it.

78
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<i>Because he's not that man.</i>

79
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<i>You wanted to work,</i>
<i>so you got a passive husband.</i>

80
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<i>A man who looks after children</i>
<i>can't be assertive.</i>

81
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Why not?

82
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<i>Be-Be-Because there are</i>
<i>two different types of men.</i>

83
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<i>You get what you get,</i>
<i>and you don't get upset.</i>

84
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<i>Izzy is getting to pretend to be an adult.</i>

85
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<i>And Steve's getting to see</i>
<i>a young woman in the nude.</i>

86
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-Ugh.
-<i>It works for everyone.</i>

87
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Ooh. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, I've cut myself.

88
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-<i>Oh, rinse it under the cold water.</i>
-Ooh. [exhales deeply]

89
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Oh, Mum, can you call an ambulance?

90
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-<i>Oh, darling, don't be ridiculous.</i>
-[groans]

91
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Oh, yeah, yeah. [groans]

92
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-[groans]
-<i>Uh, Alice?</i>

93
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Mum.

94
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-<i>Alice?</i>
-Please call an ambulance.

95
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-So, you can't get it wet for a week.
-Mm-hmm.

96
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We're gonna need you to come back
in a few days to change the dressing

97
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and, uh, you're gonna need to be with
someone for the rest of the day, okay?

98
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Sometimes the sedation can cause
some memory loss, some dizziness.

99
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Okay? Oh, and uh, your lift is here.

100
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[Steve] Are you okay?

101
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Why are you here?

102
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Because Izzy asked me to come.

103
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Okay. Well, I'm completely fine,
so you can leave.

104
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I signed a form saying I'd drive you home,
so… I'm driving you home.

105
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-Where's Izzy?
-[Steve] She, um… She's busy.

106
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Why didn't my mum come?

107
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She was worried she wouldn't
be back in time for <i>Bake Off</i>.

108
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[Alice sighs]

109
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[sighs]

110
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[seat belt rattling]

111
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[rattling continues]

112
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[inhales sharply, sighs]

113
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Can you undo this, please?

114
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[seat belt clicks]

115
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Are you okay?

116
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Yes. See?

117
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It's… You know, its-it's not…
it's not bad at all.

118
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Is-Is Dad coming back?

119
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No. No. There's no point worrying him.

120
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-You look like Mario.
-Mmm.

121
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-Um, I've made soup.
-[Alice] Ah.

122
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Okay, well, thanks for dropping me home,

123
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but Dom will be here tonight so you can…
you can leave.

124
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Um, actually,
I said I'd go to a party with Rome.

125
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-No, can't you miss it?
-[Dom sighs]

126
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It's Harper's big yearly party, and I…

127
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I can stay. It's fine.

128
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Yeah.

129
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[whispers] I'll give you
25 quid if you stay.

130
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It's just that Rome will be there.

131
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Fifty.

132
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-Seventy-five. Oh, come on.
-[sighs]

133
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-That's like… That's like ten Nando's.
-I normally…

134
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I totally would, but…

135
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Okay.

136
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Mmm. Okay.

137
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[mumbles]

138
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Okay, bye.

139
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-Wait, what? You're-You're leaving now?
-[Dom] Yep.

140
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-Okay. Well, text me when you get there?
-Uh-huh.

141
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-And text me when you're heading back.
-Uh-huh.

142
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Mmm, hold on.

143
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So, if-if you talk to your sister,

144
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um, will you tell her that I love her
and that's she not allowed to hate me.

145
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Um, tell her that I miss her
and that I… [stutters]

146
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-No, just tell her that I love her.
-Okay, will do.

147
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Bye.

148
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You can go. I'm totally fine.

149
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-I'm staying.
-But I don't want you to stay.

150
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You don't have anyone else, do you?
Do you? No.

151
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You need me, so I'm gonna stay.
You're welcome.

152
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[exhales deeply]

153
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[TV narrator] <i>There was a consensus</i>
<i>that civil war was the only option.</i>

154
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-<i>There was no longer a peaceful way…</i>
-[phone buzzes]

155
00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,542
<i>…to settle the differences between…</i>

156
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-Hiya.
-[Izzy] <i>Hey!</i>

157
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Don't tell her it's me.

158
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<i>I'm not talking to her</i>
<i>until she's apologised.</i>

159
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-[Steve] Yeah. Okay.
-Is she all right?

160
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Uh, yeah, uh, fine, thanks.

161
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<i>Well, how bad's the cut?</i>

162
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I would say probably about medium.

163
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<i>So, what time are you gonna be home?</i>

164
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Um… [clicks tongue]

165
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…actually a friend has been in an accident

166
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and the doctor said they need someone
to help them until they go to bed.

167
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<i>Oh, okay.</i>

168
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Is she at least being appreciative?

169
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<i>Um…</i>

170
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I would… I would say no.

171
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Please don't make out to Izzy
that you're some kind of lifesaver.

172
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I don't even want you here!

173
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What? What did she just say?

174
00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,333
Uh-Uh-Uh, nothing. I should go.

175
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,333
Well, thank you, for going.

176
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You're a total lifesaver.

177
00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:09,750
I love you.

178
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,250
[gasps]

179
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,500
I love you.

180
00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:17,542
"Love you…"

181
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:43,042
It's terribly moving, isn't it?
[breathes shakily, sighs]

182
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,875
-Luke is so scared of banging the cymbals…
-[chuckling]

183
00:09:56,958 --> 00:09:59,250
…that he does
this little spasm. [chuckles]

184
00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:03,500
It's nice having you here.

185
00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,500
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

186
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,833
I, um…

187
00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,583
Yeah, the kids love you.

188
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,917
You've got a lovely way with them.

189
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,333
I've really enjoyed it.

190
00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:14,417
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

191
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:18,500
Good, 'cause I was worried
that I'd kidnapped you. [chuckles]

192
00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:26,000
No, I haven't been away
without my family for, like, 16 years.

193
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,333
Jesus. That is long.

194
00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:29,875
We should celebrate. [chuckles]

195
00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:33,167
Excuse… Hi, can we have
two more espresso martinis, please.

196
00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,625
Oh, I'm sorry, we've closed.

197
00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,708
Wha… Oh, no.

198
00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:39,083
No, go on,
what can we do to keep you open?

199
00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:40,875
I'll give you the tip
of his little finger.

200
00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:42,708
I'm sorry.

201
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,667
-Boo. Boo!
-[chuckles]

202
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,833
-Boo up.
-Boo!

203
00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,875
-Boo that man. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

204
00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,125
Sorry.

205
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:52,875
Oh, I'm not ready to go to bed. Are you?

206
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:54,917
I don't know.

207
00:10:56,042 --> 00:10:57,208
-Okay.
-Okay.

208
00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:00,250
-Come on, let's go attack the minibar.
-Yeah.

209
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:02,958
[♪ dance music playing on speakers]

210
00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:05,792
-We're really coming up!
-[chuckles]

211
00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,375
I think I need to get out of here.

212
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:41,875
This room is amazing.

213
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:06,375
[both chuckling]

214
00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:12,792
[Dom sighs]

215
00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:19,167
I think you're so magical.

216
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,583
And so wise.

217
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:28,708
And so, so, so incredibly beautiful.

218
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,792
And I think

219
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:46,167
that I love you.

220
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,417
[inhales deeply]

221
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,625
[TV narrator] <i>Families were divided.</i>

222
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:03,875
-<i>Brother fought against brother.</i>
-[camera shutter clicks]

223
00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,250
-<i>But when the war eventually ended…</i>
-[camera shutter clicks]

224
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,458
<i>…relatives found themselves back home,</i>

225
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:11,125
<i>embracing the enemies</i>
<i>that they would've killed</i>

226
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,458
<i>on the battlefield only days before.</i>

227
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,250
You look fat.

228
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,500
It felt vital though, didn't it?

229
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:30,500
Just knowing that this day
will stay in these kids' heads

230
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:31,875
for the rest of their life.

231
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,583
Mmm. [swallows]

232
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:37,167
It's been really great
getting to know you more, Marni.

233
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,875
Yeah, why haven't I been
on these trips before?

234
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:44,958
-Hello, you.
-[stammers]

235
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:49,083
Oh, my God, Jeffrey…

236
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:51,375
[gasps] …you should be in bed.

237
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,708
Are you a very naughty boy?

238
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,292
-What?
-Is this your first time?

239
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,292
Are you shy, Jeffrey?

240
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,583
No, no, I'm…

241
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,958
[stammers] No, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
I'm-I'm married.

242
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:06,583
Oh, really?

243
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,667
Yeah.

244
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,458
You're awfully young
to be married, Jeffrey.

245
00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,417
I love my wife.

246
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,417
-I love my wife.
-Oh!

247
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,500
I love my wife.

248
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,625
[inhales shakily]

249
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,250
What did you think I meant by minibar?

250
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:22,500
No, it's-it's-it's totally my fault.

251
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,125
Was it the Jeffrey thing?
Or do you not find me attractive?

252
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:27,625
No. No, neither.
You're ver… You're very pretty.

253
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:32,542
Um, I've never been unfaithful before,

254
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,833
you know, it's, like,
it hasn't even come up for me.

255
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,917
What about if you were on the escalator,
or on the tube?

256
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,500
You don't look at everyone and wonder,
you know, who you'd fuck first?

257
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,500
I've not even thought about it.

258
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,083
What?

259
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,458
Is your wife uptight too?

260
00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:52,000
Uh, no, no, no, no, she's um, you know,
she's into dirty talk and stuff.

261
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:54,500
Mm-hmm. What do you talk about
when you do the dirty talk?

262
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,375
Uh, she tends to tell me what to say. Um…

263
00:14:57,458 --> 00:15:00,208
-What, she gives you a script?
-Look, I… I shouldn't…

264
00:15:00,292 --> 00:15:02,375
-I shouldn't be talking about this--
-You know both parties are meant

265
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,917
-to enjoy it, right?
-Yeah, and I do.

266
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,083
Yeah, but what do you like? For you?

267
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,292
Like, sex is, like, a big deal.

268
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,167
It's like… [sniffles] …your ego.

269
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,833
So, what do you enjoy?

270
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,833
Oh, Jesus.

271
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,542
Dan… I think that's about
the saddest thing I've ever heard.

272
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:24,833
[exhales deeply]

273
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:28,958
You need to get in touch
with your sexual self, like, stat.

274
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,083
-I'm not having an affair.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

275
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:33,167
I got that.

276
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,500
I'm gonna take your case on, as a friend.

277
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,833
It'll be like, um,
you know on those Instagram stories

278
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,500
where the jogger finds a dying cat in
the desert and puts it in their rucksack.

279
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,125
-[clicks tongue] Am I the cat?
-Well, yeah, you're the cat.

280
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,792
[TV narrator] <i>Civil war</i>
<i>ripped the young nation in half.</i>

281
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,000
-<i>They returned home on the same night…</i>
-[phone chimes]

282
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:04,542
<i>…meeting and embracing</i>
<i>in the family's apple orchard.</i>

283
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,125
Hey, you're on speaker.

284
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,167
[Dom] <i>Uh, Mum, something happened</i>
<i>and I-I don't know what to do.</i>

285
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,750
-What's happened?
-[Dom] <i>We-We had some gummies.</i>

286
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,458
<i>I-I said that Rome was magical</i>
<i>and beautiful and that I loved them</i>

287
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,458
<i>but then they ran off.</i>
<i>Mum, can you come over?</i>

288
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,458
-<i>Everything's gone a bit hectic.</i>
-Okay. Where are you?

289
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,500
-<i>It's, uh, Wandsworth somewhere.</i>
-Okay, do the thing

290
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,042
where you drop me the arrow.
I'll be there in 30 minutes.

291
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,792
You can't drive.
You can't operate machinery.

292
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,375
Oh, all right, fine,
then-then you-you drive.

293
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,917
Okay. Actually, I can't drive either,
I've had a few drinks.

294
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,417
-I didn't know we were gonna be going out.
-Okay, we'll get a taxi.

295
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,000
[taxi honks]

296
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,750
-[groans]
-Wandsworth, please.

297
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,333
Yeah, sure.

298
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,417
-[exhales deeply]
-[seat belt rattles]

299
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,375
[mumbles]

300
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,417
-Oh.
-No, I can do it!

301
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,292
-No, I can't. Actually, I can't do it.
-[seat belt clicks]

302
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,458
Yo! Oy!

303
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,250
-Wha-Whoa.
-[Alice] What the fuck are you doing?

304
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,125
Can we go a little slower, please?

305
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,125
Fucking… Stop them! [mumbles]

306
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,875
[Alice] Can you just slow down, please?

307
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,458
-There's another car.
-That's too close.

308
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,542
You're too close…
What the fuck are you doing?

309
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,917
Yo!

310
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,250
-[Alice] Fuck!
-Slow down, please!

311
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,917
-[Alice screams] We're too close!
-[Steve] God!

312
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,875
[Alice] For God's sake!

313
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,625
-Why are you getting out of the car?
-What the fuck is he doing?

314
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,708
[Steve scoffs]

315
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,500
-Um…
-[bag unzips]

316
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,250
Do you need to be driving?

317
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,208
[speaks indistinctly]

318
00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,500
Has he got a weapon?

319
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:58,125
-[speaks indistinctly]
-[Steve] Shall I cancel the ride?

320
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000
[exhales deeply]

321
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,375
Sorry, that was my cousin.
I had his bowl. [chuckles]

322
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,667
[taxi driver groans]

323
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,000
-No problem.
-[mouthing] No.

324
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,708
[♪ "The Power of Love"
playing through radio]

325
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,542
[exhales deeply]
That was terrifying. I feel ill.

326
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,458
-[Alice] Dom? Dom?
-Five stars. Great communication.

327
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,250
-[♪ dance music playing on speakers]
-[Alice] Dom?

328
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,167
-[Steve] Hi, do you know Dom?
-[Alice] Dom?

329
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,417
-[Steve] Is Dom here?
-No.

330
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,208
-There's no Dom?
-[Alice] Sorry. Dom? Excuse me.

331
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,417
[Steve] Do you know Dom?

332
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
[Alice] Now, Dom…

333
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,542
So… Sorry. Sorry, do you…

334
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:54,042
-Hi.
-Ah. No. Oh.

335
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,417
Hey. What's-What's going on?

336
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,125
[music stops]

337
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,792
We're all dying.

338
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,917
There's no water in our mouths.

339
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,542
Colin's hand is a map.

340
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,542
-[teenager chuckles] Yeah.
-[teenager 2 gags, coughs]

341
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,083
Okay, whose house is this?
Whose house is it?

342
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,375
[Harper] It's my house.

343
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,583
Where… [stammers] Was that…

344
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:17,000
[Steve] Oh. Hi.

345
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,250
Hey. Are your parents away?

346
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,542
When do they come back?

347
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,250
Tomorrow.

348
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,667
[♪ upbeat music playing]

349
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,333
[Alice] Okay. [sighs]

350
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:34,333
Everyone get into a circle.

351
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:37,417
I want hands on backs, people.

352
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,625
Okay. No one is dying.

353
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,125
-You've got this?
-Got it.

354
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:53,875
We're all safe.

355
00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:58,125
And this is a happy time.

356
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:03,125
Total acceptance.

357
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,250
-Everyone okay in here?
-Yeah.

358
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,167
Okay. When you get back
to your own houses,

359
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,583
take your clothes off,
put them on for a two-and-a-half-hour dry.

360
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:16,875
And take your rubbish with you.

361
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:20,292
If you help Harper clean, there's a good
chance you'll be able to party here again.

362
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,667
If you don't, you won't.

363
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:26,167
-Everything okay down there?
-Yeah, all good.

364
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,500
[music stops]

365
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,417
[Dom] Mum! [panting]

366
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,583
Mum. [breathes heavily]

367
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,917
I called Rome and they said
they were by a bridge

368
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,375
and then the phone went dead.

369
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,500
What if something terrible has happened?

370
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,333
[panting]

371
00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:49,542
[Rome] Go away!

372
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,500
He shouldn't have called you!

373
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,750
I-I wasn't doing anything else.

374
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,333
Did I… Did I do something terrible?

375
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,542
No, no. Of course you didn't.

376
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,583
Maybe…
Maybe you and I stay back for a bit.

377
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:11,250
Yeah. Yeah. [sighs]

378
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,958
Hey. [exhales deeply]

379
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,125
What happened?

380
00:21:19,292 --> 00:21:20,792
Dom said that he loved me.

381
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:21,875
Ugh.

382
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,167
Yeah, I hate when people say,
"I love you," and…

383
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,375
and then you're meant to say it back.

384
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,417
It'd be better if we all just said,

385
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,917
"Ooh, look, I love you right now,
it may be momentary,

386
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,083
and also I do not need you
to say it back." [chuckles]

387
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,667
[speaking indistinctly]

388
00:21:41,292 --> 00:21:42,458
[exhales deeply]

389
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,625
Um, Dom…

390
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,458
Do you want a chewing gum?

391
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,833
-Um, uh, yes, please. Yeah.
-[phone chimes]

392
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:11,667
Just got some good news.

393
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,583
I don't want to need anyone.

394
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,042
My dad didn't love my mum.

395
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:24,375
And… [cries] …he didn't love us.

396
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,333
How can you not love your own kid?

397
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,958
Some people find love hard.

398
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,875
And some people are just arseholes.

399
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,542
What if you love someone and…

400
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:40,917
it goes wrong?

401
00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:44,417
Well, it doesn't cancel out the good.

402
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:50,042
I mean, you don't not eat crisps
because, you know,

403
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:52,208
you'll have to stop eating them one day.

404
00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:54,792
Why do you have to stop
eating the crisps? [sniffles]

405
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,417
I don't know. It's a bad analogy.

406
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:02,333
How are we meant to know
if we really like each other

407
00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:06,042
or whether we're just a rush of hormones?

408
00:23:08,042 --> 00:23:09,042
No idea.

409
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:13,375
'Cause I'm at the other end
of the hormone rainbow.

410
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:16,500
I-I can go from love to
disdain in 20 seconds flat.

411
00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,167
[sniffles]

412
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,125
-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
-I'm sorry.

413
00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,208
No, don't be. [chuckles]

414
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,583
Oh, I'm having a lovely time.

415
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,000
[both chuckling]

416
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:29,167
[sniffles]

417
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:33,417
You are definitely a very worthy
human being, Rome.

418
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,833
I've met thousands of humans,

419
00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:40,083
and there's usually only like 3% of them
that are really magnificent,

420
00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,958
and you are definitely one of the 3%.

421
00:23:43,292 --> 00:23:44,875
Thank you, Alice.

422
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:46,667
It's my pleasure.

423
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,042
[Steve] I reckon you can go over now.

424
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,167
[sniffles]

425
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:07,167
Sorry.

426
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Don't be.

427
00:24:10,292 --> 00:24:13,375
I can, um, be a real idiot sometimes.

428
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:14,458
[both chuckle]

429
00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:17,208
That's what I like about you.

430
00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:18,958
Yeah, I-I can't get down.

431
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,833
-Swing your leg through here.
-[groans]

432
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,750
-No. This one. [laughs]
-Don't laugh.

433
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,792
-Straighten it and swi…
-I can't.

434
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:27,083
-…and swing, just swing it through.
-[groans]

435
00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:29,125
Here, lean back.

436
00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:30,875
[Alice sighs]

437
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:34,792
-[grunts]
-[exhales deeply]

438
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,125
What am I meant to do now?

439
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,125
Let go.

440
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,458
I didn't mean it like that.

441
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:42,667
[groans]

442
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:50,333
[sighs]

443
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:57,417
[Alice] <i>When it happened,</i>
<i>did you just not think about me at all?</i>

444
00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:01,292
I did, for a… for a moment and then…

445
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:04,917
I like… I like her.

446
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
I really like her.

447
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:12,083
Turns out I'm a complete fucking arsehole.

448
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,250
You are a complete fucking arsehole.

449
00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:20,083
I hate that I've made you sad.

450
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:24,625
But now that it's happened,
do you think, uh,

451
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:27,542
you would ever be okay with-with…

452
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:28,625
No.

453
00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:30,833
I don't.

454
00:25:32,042 --> 00:25:34,375
-You'll be robbing her of her youth.
-I'm not that old.

455
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,542
You are!

456
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:40,125
We're almost over. She's only just begun.

457
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,958
It's my job to protect her
from people like us.

458
00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:50,542
I want you to break up with her.

459
00:25:54,917 --> 00:26:00,333
You said to me that any woman
would be lucky to have me.

460
00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:02,542
Not her.

461
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:08,208
[inhales sharply]

462
00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:10,083
Do you love me?

463
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,083
Yes.

464
00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:13,708
Then break it off.

465
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:21,875
I'm… begging you to end it.

466
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,833
Please, Steve,
promise me you'll break up with her.

467
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:34,500
Okay.

468
00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:37,208
[♪ "Blue Skies" playing]

469
00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:41,333
[exhales deeply]

470
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:50,292
♪ <i>Blue skies smiling at me</i> ♪

471
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:56,000
♪ <i>Nothing but blue skies do I see</i> ♪

472
00:26:57,958 --> 00:27:01,708
♪ <i>Blue birds singing a song</i> ♪

473
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:07,750
♪ <i>Nothing but blue skies from now on</i> ♪

474
00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:12,292
♪ <i>I never saw the sun shining so bright</i> ♪

475
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:15,167
♪ <i>Never saw things going so right</i> ♪

476
00:27:15,250 --> 00:27:18,083
♪ <i>Noticing the days hurrying by</i> ♪

477
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,375
♪ <i>When you're in love</i>
<i>My how they fly by</i> ♪


